"You like that?"

Once again, Hayden was in the bathroom and hollered for me to come see her. "Momma! Come here!" 

I'm not sure her obsession with carrying on a conversation while pooping, but she thinks it's great.

I went into the bathroom and sat on the floor so she could tell me whatever she needed to get off her chest. As she chatted, her hind end was acting like a little machine gun. 

Rat-a-tat-tat-tat. Rat-a-tat-tat-tat

I couldn't do anything but laugh. When she realized I was laughing at her tooting, she looked at me with her chin jutting out a bit and said:

"You like that? You want some more?"

wtf

If that weren't enough, when she was done with here rapid fire, she ran out into the living room to inform her daddy that she is "Tootie McFartPants". 

Class-y.

The strain of saying good-bye...

I'm not sure what the story is with young children who feel the need to carry on an entire conversation while they are on the potty but Hayden carries this trait.

My mom has been in town visiting for a couple of weeks and left this morning. Last night as she was getting ready to go to bed, Hayden was pooping and talking to her. My mom finally tried to escape (because my sweet 3 year old has the most foul ass ever) and Hayden said "Mae Mae! Wait!!!!" 

*long pause while her face turns from tan to pink to red to scarlet* 

Then, in the most poop-pushing strained voice EVER says "I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUU"  (You totally said that out-loud to yourself, didn't you? Didn't you?)

Class. My family REEKS of it.